But you don't care do you bitch! It kinda defeatts the purpose of the thing if you hafta mention that your name is Patrick first and before the IDEAA that it is the day of St. Patrick and corned beef and the Cabbage.?.<And the fats chicks the 3 W's :weed wine, und Whiskey (did anyone go to the Jr. College Protest bulls***mother fucker blue balls except moi? Shit bitch. width honor and cumbutt kids and HAH good ! No callsi!?

Hey Christina...buddy's a bad friend YEah whattabout last TIME YOU IJIOT!! who wants some damn biscuits.

What do you want eddie!? I can't believe your saying this, I'm jore brother you can't chust keek me out like some bum!!! this is the INS antonio sabado jr..no time to cry

everyone's breaking up today :)(so sad                        nipples

*fuck Hulk Hogan, I'll kill him

The original version of the holiday was in commemoration of George Washington's birthday in 1796 (the last full year of his presidency). Washington, according to the calendar that has been used since at least the mid-18th century, was born on February 22, 1732. According to the old style calendar in use back then, however, he was born on February 11. At least in 1796, many Americans celebrated his birthday on the 22nd while others marked the occasion on the 11th instead. By the early 19th century, Washington's Birthday had taken firm root in the American experience as a bona fide national holiday. Its traditions included Birthnight Balls in various regions, speeches and receptions given by prominent public figures, and a lot of revelry in taverns throughout the land. Then along came Abraham Lincoln, another revered president and fellow February baby (born on the 12th of the month). The first formal observance of his birthday took place in 1865, the year after his assassination, when both houses of Congress gathered for a memorial address. While Lincoln's Birthday did not become a federal holiday like George Washington's, it did become a legal holiday in several states. In 1968, legislation (HR 15951) was enacted that affected several federal holidays. One of these was Washington's Birthday, the observation of which was shifted to the third Monday in February each year whether or not it fell on the 22nd. This act, which took effect in 1971, was designed to simplify the yearly calendar of holidays and give federal employees some standard three-day weekends in the process. Apparently, while the holiday in February is still officially known as Washington's Birthday (at least according to the Office of Personnel Management), it has become popularly (and, perhaps in some cases at the state level, legally) known as "President's Day." This has made the third Monday in February a day for honoring both Washington and Lincoln, as well as all the other men who have served as president.

Happy Valentines Day! Another reminder for all of us who DON'T HAVE ANYBODY...in case we forgot or something...at least i'll be working during the day...so crying in my pillow can wait until night.

Maybe i'll rent Ghost and pretend that my cat is my girlfriend. We can watch it while spooning...I can feed her some fancy feast (she won't know that I got it from the can!!)...and then...and tTHeN   I Can drivE my car off a fuckkinG Goddamn cliff because all I want for Valentine's Day is for the pain to stop.

I've never heard about it in movies, TV, radio, or even the internet. Even during man talk with a couple of the guys, this hasn't been brought up. What is it? It's the secret to having a virtually endless Semi-Orgasm.

Similar to the way in which many women "properly" frig the shit outta their nasty snatches, aiming the erect penis towards the stream of water flow from a shower head is the key to Semi-Orgasm. The inner walls of the penis are very sensitive and thus as the water is shot through the penis, an orgasm is simulated or Semi-Orgasm is achieved. Although some agree that with the elimination of any stroking or thrusting, the Semi-Orgasm is preferable to common masturbation.

The trick is to aim and line up the urethra opening with the stream of water. An adjustable shower head is recommended for full effect of tecnique.

Incorrect.                                                    Correct.

Quick Tip: Remember that the shower stream must be firm in order for Semi-Orgasm to work at all.

LIST     OF    PeoLE    TO    Kill

1. Homos

2. Whores

3. Arabs

4. Whites

5. Asian/Pacific Islanders

6. Hispanics

7. Blacks

8. Ma

9. Pa

[	mood	|	crushed	]
[	music	|	Loverboy - Almost Paradise	]

I want to dance in the rain with my special favorite hat.
But will animals get scared when they see me?
When I wake up will his thoughts change.
I see a large crow outside.
His name is Ted.
Often times, he pretends to hear me thinking about sitting up in that tree with him.
I would never do it because of the love I have for Danny.
Why can't I look pretty?
I try to sing and only smoke comes out of my lungs.
I'm going to change the world.
First up on the list of things to do is to mow all the flowers down.
I feel wet.
Maybe it's time for an affair.

I love homos

XOXO

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew I shoulda at least rinsed my hands with water after wiping my shitty butt cheeks and then eating a shitload of bbq ribs with my bare hands.

This entry is for Andrea

This is my life:

 I go to school and do the absolute bare minimum. Just enough to get me by. I spend thirty times the amount of time drawing people with ear deformities and weird infatuations with Disney than I do with legitimate school work. Last semester I literally had 50 or more detailed drawings of ugly DVC students. Even my computer is filled with my crappy artwork.

I started smoking like a chimney ever since I broke up with my exgirlfriend. And that's about the time I started drawing like a madman at school, at work, and at home. My exgirlfriend was a nut--but what girl isn't? We got into a zillion fights towards the end, some of which were really nasty. But Laura is probably the only real friend I've ever had. The only person who really meant it when she said "how are you?" The only one who cared whether or not I'm living or dead.

Whenever I have something really good in front of me, I don't take care of it...Laura, my scorpion, my CDs, school, my job at the water district, fucking everything. I had the best thing in the world and I let it go. Or maybe I just need to go and whackoff.

[	mood	|	cynical	]
[	music	|	Rammstein - Engel	]

Back to the wonderful world of breakdancers, chess tournaments, and freaks like purple baboon face.

Taka brand vodka is simply the worst stuff you can put in your mouth. It's like drinking straight rubbing alcohol...with sewer water in it. Friday was really fun for some reason even though that party was filled with more than its share of D-bags. Maybe it was because I was drunk. Some A holes having drunken sword fights with brooms in the yard were some great entertainment.

Some fat dego greaseball came into my work and asked me what the score was today. He didn't even ask if I knew the score, like I'm his fucking guinzo bookie. I told him I don't watch football. And then this guy gets all silent like and gives me this look like I just told him I was queer.

Why the fuck do I have to like football? Because I'm an American? Well fuck it! I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL, OR SPORTS FOR THAT MATTER! It's fucking boring to me. Call me a faggot.

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE dIE DIEEEEE!!!!!!

I got my first gray hair yesterday. Well...it's more like I noticed my first gray hair yesterday which was among five or six of them. I was so fucking pissed off that I took my cat and squirted hand soap into her mouth and forced her to swallow it. I'm only 19 years old and I have this shit sprouting outta my head. This is how I know there isn't a God.

Since I'm almost dead from old age I've developed a list of things I would like to have done before death.

1. Have a woman consume my feces during intimacy

2. Meet older woman from Old Navy commercials

3. Have sex with a mother and daughter at the same time

4. Grow a funny frenchman moustache and keep it for a month

5. Get some tattoos

6. Shoot heroin

7. Murder a homeless person

8. Rob a bank

9. Kill my parents

Um...yeah...so...METALLICA "METALLICA" on VINYL.

Fuck me up the butt yes!

Haha...and when I went to pay for it he said "23 dollars." And I was like "whoa, that's not what the sticker said!" So I ended up paying $30 for it.

I am the world's biggest dumbass.

Even James is laughing at me...

Painting...All Flippin' Day Today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOORAY! So Fun.

NO SLEEP ON FRIDAY...GO TO WORK UNTIL 10PM...NO SLEEP SATURDAY...WAKE UP AT 5AM TO WORK EARLY SHIFT...KILL ME

My tummy X-ray